agenteverdeen:

rodham-clinton:

like. a short list of ideas for hollywood:

  • all-girl diamond heist operation
  • all-girl detective drama
  • all-girl mafia
  • all-girl motorcycle club
  • all-girl political conspiracy thriller
  • all-girl drug empire wars
  • all-girl superhero league
  • all-girl deep sea diving team
  • all-girl fuckin crayon factory i literally do not give a shit

all-girl werewolf pack

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga)

uncombined:

trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

if you make a boy feel bad about his body then u a bitch as well

(Source: elijahfanblog)

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

(Source: chibstelford)

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

tagged: #..HNNNNNNNG

lettherebedoodles:

Hiccup: Afternoon, m’lad, where have you been?

Arvid: Oh, winning races. What else? Where have you been?

Hiccup: Avoiding my Mom.

(( Yessss, I’m finally branching out from Disney… (don’t get too excited though, I’m probably not going to make a habit out of this. ;) ). Here’s my tribute to HTTYD 2, because GUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!! *flails* IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!! <3<3<3

Also, I kept Hiccup’s name the same because… Hiccup. XD <3 ))

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

image

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

(Source: hungarian)

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)
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howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

(Source: iraffiruse)

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

(Source: dirtyacid)